Subject: Age » Young (Page 2)

Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

How young can you die of old age?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

There are three ages of man: youth, middle age and “Gee, you look good.”

(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

My secret to staying young… having no sense of time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

The young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

You want to look younger… rent smaller children.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Yesterday: The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Youth: A good substitute for experience.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.

(1911 – 1986) American actor

When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.

(1923 – 1966) stand-up comedian, writer, social critic & satirist

Youth: The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s.

There are three terrible ages of childhood – 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist

Being young is a fault that diminishes daily.

Adolescents: People who never seem to realize that one day they will be as dumb as their parents.

The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.

(1912 – 2010) Canadian-born American radio & television personality & humorist

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Zeal: A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright