Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 23)

You’re as pretty as any of them… you just need a nose job.

(1949 – ) American actor, comedian & writer
Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes

I wanted to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "F**k that… I'll just get a tan instead.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Appearance Body

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Body Food/Drink

She’s so fat it takes two dogs to bark at her.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

You are 32, you are rapidly approaching the age when your body, whether it embarrasses you or not, begins to embarrass other people.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright
Age Appearance Body

It's high time the press finally got one thing right about me.

(1954 – ) American professional tennis player
Appearance Body Communication

Diaphragm: A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.

Body Definitions Health

My girlfriend told me I had the body of a Greek god and I said you don’t know sh*t about Greek mythology.

(1976 – ) American stand-up comedian
Appearance Body

Comparing Madonna with Marilyn Monroe is like comparing Raquel Welch with the back of a bus.

George Alan O'Dowd (1961 – ) British singer-songwriter
Appearance Body People

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf.

Appearance Body Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports