Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 6)

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Do I lift weights? … Sure, every time I stand up.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress

Silicone Treatment: The bust that money can buy.

I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool; I didn’t want to go, because I’ve put on like a hundred pounds.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

Nowadays, a balanced diet is when every McNugget weighs the same!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Never trust a man with short legs… his brain's too near his bottom.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

I am not overweight; I fluctuate between chubby and curvy!

(1979 – ) American actress, comedian & writer

I'm in terrible shape… I need a nap after I fart.

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host

My arms register as legs. And my legs register as firewood.

(1981 – ) American Comedian

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

I dress for women… I undress for men.

(1931 – ) American actress

She is so fat… her favorite meal is seconds.

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress

Working with Sophia Loren was like being bombed with watermelons.

(1913 – 1964) American film actor

The only reason she made it to the top was because her clothes didn't.

My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor

A bag of tattooed bones in a sequined slingshot.

Richard Blackwell (1922 – 2008) fashion critic, journalist, & designer

I tan the easy way… I just wait for my liver spots to connect.

(1951 – ) American author, playwright & lyricist

So what if they're taller? We'll play big.

college basketball coach

Falsies: A hope chest.

I wouldn’t change anything but I could do with sharing my bottom and thighs with at least two other people.

(1949 – ) British media personality & author