Subject: Appearance » Fat (Page 5)

An ounce of sequins can be worth a pound of home cooking.

(1946 – ) American magazine columnist, author, lecturer & playwright
Appearance Body Clothing Fat

Square meals often make round people.

American entrepreneur & author
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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist
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I don’t know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.

(1939 – ) American actress
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Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out; but I can usually shut her up with cookies.

singer & musician
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I tried cocaine to lose weight… it just made me eat faster.

(1953 – ) American comedian & actor
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She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

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I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had a dress with a sign on the back saying… Caution Wide Load.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Some men climb mountains, others date ‘em!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer
Appearance Fat TV/Movie Quotes

When you’re a fat kid, you only get to be two things… funny and goalie.

(1980 – ) Canadian writer, comedian & political activist
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I’ve put on some weight recently; my wife says it’s just puppy fat, but I’ve been eating other things as well.

comedian
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Obesity is really widespread.

Appearance Fat Wordplay

Buster Douglas went to bed as a 231-pound world champion and woke up as a 270-pound parade float.

American sports columnist
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The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
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You know your girlfriend is getting fat when she can fit into your wife's clothes.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian
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She’s so fat, she’s my two best friends.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Does this sign make my butt look fat?

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He is so fat… he's on both sides of the family.

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It's easy to distract fat people; it's a piece of cake.

(1972 – ) English standup comedian, writer & actor
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I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had her own postal code.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

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