Subject: Appearance » Fat (Page 4)

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
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I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn’t eat before you swim; she said, ‘why not? ’ I said, ‘you look fat.'

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
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He's so fat his bathtub has stretch marks.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive
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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist
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She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

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No matter what I do, I cannot lose this 18 pounds… I mean I have tried everything short of diet and exercise.

American stand-up comedian
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Seamstress: 250 pounds in a size 6.

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She is so fat… she can't even jump to conclusions.

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I had a girlfriend that was so fat she wore a "Cross Your Thighs" bra.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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I have to work out like a tri-athlete just to maintain chubby.

comedian
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That's like the Queen Mary losing a deck chair.

(1928 – 2001) American basketball coach
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When you’re a fat kid, you only get to be two things… funny and goalie.

(1980 – ) Canadian writer, comedian & political activist
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He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

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She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

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Do you travel as one person or do you get a party rate of ten?

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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Edible underwear?… even during sex, we can't stop eating.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
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He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
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Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.

(1922 – 1995) English novelist & poet
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She is so fat… her favorite meal is seconds.

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