Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 2)

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

It’s easier to fool people than to convince them they’ve been fooled.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Believe those who are seeking the truth – doubt those who find it.


As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized: in the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident.

(1788 – 1860) German philosopher

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.

(1928 – 1982) American novelist, short story writer & essayist

When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer.

(1902 – 1991) Polish Jewish American author

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.

(1802 – 1870) American writer & editor

Anyone who says the truth shall set you free has never been to traffic court.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police.

(1937 – ) American actor

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn’t.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can’t tell the truth without lying.

(1818 – 1885) humorist