Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 2)

When you ever hear girls say that "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual," I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing… if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

The truth is more important than the facts.

(1867 – 1959) architect, interior designer, writer & educator

A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.

(1802 – 1870) American writer & editor

Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.

(1911 – 1993) columnist & novelist

MSI Owner Denies Lying, Admits Not Telling Truth

Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.

Liars get caught by the tale.

My way of joking is to tell the truth.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

There are more acres of forestland in America today than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.

White Lie: Aversion of the truth.

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.


To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth — their lips move.

(1946 – ) English actress

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.


He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and even if he caught himself telling the truth, he’d lie just to keep his hand in.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president