Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 3)

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.

Fine words! … I wonder where you stole them.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

(1912 – 1989) author, critic & political activist

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.

(1802 – 1870) American writer & editor

Truth varies.

Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman can be up to 30 years in jail, but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is another two years in office.

(1955 – ) American sportswriter

He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

(1924 – 1973) American comic

Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone – Sleeps Master John Gill; – By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, – And now that he's dead he lies still.

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on his scorecard.

professional golfer

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart. and cannot make a good soup.

(1770 – 1827) German composer & pianist