Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 3)

No matter how often the lie is shown to be false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe it true.

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

Politicians are wedded to the truth, but like many other married couples they sometimes live apart.

(1870 – 1916) British writer

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing… if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

There are more fish taken out of a stream than ever were in it.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator

He's so honest you can shoot dice with him on the telephone.

(1931 – ) television newscaster

A woman will lie about anything, just to stay in practice.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

Defame: To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

White Lie: Aversion of the truth.

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return; it's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

(1917 – ) English physicist & science fiction author

There are three kinds of lies; lies, damned lies and statistics.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

(1945 – 2010) American comedian & actor

I think that people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Carlyle said, “A lie cannot live;” it shows he did not know how to tell them.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.

(1880 – ?) American author

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist