Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 4)

There are three kinds of lies; lies, damned lies and statistics.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

(1918 - 2002) American author

Carlyle said, “A lie cannot live;” it shows he did not know how to tell them.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

If you treat people right they will treat you right… ninety percent of the time.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

(1912 – 2003) American sports writer

Celebrities are invariably celebrity-mad, just as liars always believe liars.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

Acting is all about honesty and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Tact: To lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator

Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized: in the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident.

(1788 – 1860) German philosopher

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth – anonymously and posthumously.

(1930 – ) economist, social commentator & author

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian

The tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.

(1880 – ?) American author

Truth hurts… maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing… but it hurts.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

(1945 – 2010) American comedian & actor

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist