Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 7)

Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman? … Asif.

(1965 – ) British-Iranian comedian, actor & writer

What you take for lying in an Irishman is only his attempt to put an herbaceous border on stark reality.

(1878 – 1957) Irish poet, author, athlete & politician

Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.

(1880 – ?) American author

Truth varies.

Journalists say a thing that they know isn’t true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true.

1867 – 1931) English novelist

Defame: To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Truth is something you stumble into when you think you’re going somewhere else. 

(1942 – 1995) American musician

A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

(1918 - 2002) American author

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

Believe those who are seeking the truth – doubt those who find it.


Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

The world is a place that’s gone from being flat to round to crooked.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Fine words! … I wonder where you stole them.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

(1948 – ) English novelist