Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 7)

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

(1805 – 1864) English editor, novelist & sporting writer

I think that people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Fine words! … I wonder where you stole them.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

It has always been desirable to tell the truth, but seldom if ever necessary.

(1848 – 1930) British Conservative politician & statesman

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, "Have you read…"

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Truth is a rare and precious commodity; we must be sparing in its use.

(1846 – 1932) British journalist, publisher & politician

Defame: To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Carlyle said, “A lie cannot live;” it shows he did not know how to tell them.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.

(1897-1962) American writer

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

(1912 – 1989) author, critic & political activist

I can prove anything with statistics except the truth.

(1770 – 1827) British statesman, politician & prime minister

A woman will lie about anything, just to stay in practice.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

One could drive a schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact.

(1866 – 1940) academic, businessman & politician