Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 8)

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Parents are embarrassed when their children tell lies, and even more embarrassed when they tell the truth.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return; it's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

(1917 – ) English physicist & science fiction author

There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth — their lips move.

(1946 – ) English actress

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

Liars get caught by the tale.

In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.

(1874 – 1962) American industrialist, lawyer & diplomat

I think that people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Euphemism is a euphemism for lying.

(Roberta Lee Streeter) (1944 – ) American singer-songwriter

He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.

Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

To the French, lying is simply talking.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

One could drive a schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact.

(1866 – 1940) academic, businessman & politician

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

(1911 – 1989) television actress

I Will Respect Your Opinion As Soon As You Stop Making Shit Up!

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can’t tell the truth without lying.

(1818 – 1885) humorist