Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 7)

1. No matter what they're telling you, they're not telling you the whole truth. 2. No matter what they're talking about, they're talking about money.

These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Very sorry can't come; lie follows by post.

(1846 – 1919) British Admiral & member of Parliament

The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

(1912 – 2003) American sports writer

It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal; he's always had an agent do that.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet

Morality: An instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should behave.

Don't lie, steal, or cheat unnecessarily.

There are more acres of forestland in America today than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Acting is all about honesty and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

There are three kinds of lies; lies, damned lies and statistics.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

(1818 – 1885) humorist