Subject: Characteristics (Page 16)

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attraction of others.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

(1942 – ) humorist & radio broadcaster

People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

(1844 – 1924) French novelist

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

(1860 – 1904) Russian short-story writer, playwright & physician

Only a mediocre person is always at his best.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

Callous: Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights.

(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)

There are two kinds of truth: there are real truths, and there are made up truths.

(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Graceland is so tacky, Puerto Rican people walk out of there going, 'That's some tacky stuff there, man.'

American comedian & author

Very sorry can't come; lie follows by post.

(1846 – 1919) British Admiral & member of Parliament

If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle; you don’t have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically.

(1939 – ) English playwright

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial.

(1922 – 1990) American actress

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

There is a good deal to be said for blushing, if one can do it at the proper moment.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

He was a very immortal person.

Reputation is character minus what you’ve been caught doing.

American comedian, writer, consultant & author

A thick skin is a gift from God.

(1876 – 1967) German statesman