Subject: Characteristics (Page 31)

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

I came from a real tough neighborhood; I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return; it's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

(1917 – ) English physicist & science fiction author

A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.


I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Don't look back; something may be gaining on you.

(1906 – 1982) baseball player

You gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of little boy in you.

American baseball player

The search for someone to blame is always successful.

businessman

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady

It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

In 1969 I published a small book on Humility; it was a pioneering work which has not, to my knowledge, been superseded.


A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

There is no substitute for good manners… except, perhaps, fast reflexes.

That dog was so lazy he leaned against a fence to bark.

The only way of really finding out a man's true character is to play golf with him; in no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Good behavior is the last refuge of mediocrity.

(1875 – 1957) stockbroker & man of letters

Most people’s self-esteem isn't low enough.