Subject: Communication » Books (Page 6)

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.

(1942 – 2018) English physicist

The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

This is the best biography by me I have ever read.

(1903 – 1992) American bandleader & TV host

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.

First time I ever read the dictionary, I thought it was a poem about everything.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Books are for people who don't have ideas of their own.

(1984 – ) American stand-up comedian

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden… it ends with Revelations.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Crude is the name of Robert Hyde’s first novel; it is also a criticism of it.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find.

(1973 – ) American comedian

I am being frank about myself in this book; I tell of my first mistake on page 850.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar

The sumptuousnss of a company's annual report is in inverse proportion to its profitability that year.

I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

I bought a dictionary, and the first thing I did was look up dictionary… it said “you’re an asshole.”

(1973 – ) American comedian

I am reading Henry James… and feel myself as one entombed in a block of smooth amber.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist

Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.

Corollary: If it is available, the most important page will be torn out.