Subject: Communication (Page 7)

Then, of course, there's that old one: Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Book: What they make a movie out of for television.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
Books Communication Definitions

One “Oh shit” can erase a thousand “Attaboys.”

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Characteristics Communication

Pediatrician: Man of little patients.

Definitions Doctors Health Wordplay

Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Intelligence Reading/Writing

1. Any great truth can – and eventually will – be expressed as a cliche.

2. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Communication Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

Communication

Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell.

(1925 – 2005) American journalist
Communication

Man invented language to satisfy his inner need to complain.

(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer
Characteristics Communication Ideas Language

She was just a passing fiancée.

Communication Wordplay

Interesting: A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

Communication Definitions Speech

Smuggler: One who neglects his duty to his country.

Definitions Wordplay

The older I grow the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.

Age Communication Old

My fellow astronauts…

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

As through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men; some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen.

(1912 – 1967) American singer-songwriter & folk musician
Communication Conflict Crime Reading/Writing

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Intelligence Language People Thinking Women

Actions speak louder than words — but not so often.

Communication

Write drunk; edit sober.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
Communication Reading/Writing

When angry count four; when very angry, swear.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Emotions Speech

Perfume: What a woman hopes will make her the scenter of attention.

Definitions Wordplay

Silence: Having nothing to say and saying it.

Communication Definitions Situations Speech