Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 17)

It is all very well to be able to write books, but can you waggle your ears?

(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)

Nothing conduces to brevity like a caving in of the knees.

(1809 – 1894) physician, professor, lecturer & author

Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.

(1973 – ) American comedian

It has been said that writing comes more easily if you have something to say.

(1880 – 1957) Polish-Jewish novelist, dramatist & essayist

This is the best biography by me I have ever read.

(1903 – 1992) American bandleader & TV host

First time I ever read the dictionary, I thought it was a poem about everything.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

For Muhammad Ali to compose a few words of real poetry would be equal to an intellectual throwing a punch.

(1923 – 2007) American novelist, journalist & playwright

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Abbreviation: Long word with, ironically, no obvious shorter alternative.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do – well, that's Memoirs.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

I want to write a mystery novel… or do I?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I love being a writer; what I can't stand is the paperwork.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

The road to hell is paved with adverbs.

A writer mustn’t shift your point of view.

A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

When I can’t sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

Just between you and I, case is important.

It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.

(1767 – 1845) 7th U.S. president

If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.

(1928 – ) American psychologist & advice columnist

As through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men; some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen.

(1912 – 1967) American singer-songwriter & folk musician

I never thought you could win a Pulitzer just for quoting Tommy Lasorda correctly.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter