Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 9)

In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.

Fiction writing is great; you can make up almost anything.

(1949 – ) ex-wife of cretin Donald Trump

If you only read one book in your life… I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.

(1967 – ) English comedian

Write drunk; edit sober.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

A neurotic can perfectly well be a literary genius, but his greatest danger is always that he will not recognize when he is dull.

(1917 – 2010) American lawyer, novelist, historian & essayist

George Moore wrote excellent English until he discovered grammar.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Alimony is the curse of the writing classes.

(1923 – 2007) American novelist, journalist & playwright

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

If the doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I’d type a little faster.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

(1919 – 2011) American news commentator & writer

Then, of course, there's that old one: Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind; close it and you're right back at the beginning.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.

Plagiarism: Failure to adorn stolen ideas with footnotes, as opposed to scholarship, which repeatedly acknowledges the theft.

The sumptuousnss of a company's annual report is in inverse proportion to its profitability that year.

I bought a dictionary, and the first thing I did was look up dictionary… it said “you’re an asshole.”

(1973 – ) American comedian

It has been said that writing comes more easily if you have something to say.

(1880 – 1957) Polish-Jewish novelist, dramatist & essayist

Avoid alliteration… always.


I’ve never read an article of clothing.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Journalism is literature in a hurry.

(1822 – 1888) English writer

I try to leave out the parts that people skip.

(1925 – ) novelist & screenwriter