Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 15)

It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

I would worship the ground you walk on, Audrey, if you only lived in a better neighborhood.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

As our President said in his renegurial address.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

(1909 – 1998) U.S. senator (Arizona)

A clever remark is one you don’t make at the appropriate moment but compose immediately after.

I will be so brief I have already finished.

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

(1826 – 1913) English writer, hostess & horticulturist

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Alice Jane Chandler Webster (1876 – 1916) writer & author

When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Any child who chatters nonstop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate for an audience.

The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was “Hang up, I got it!”

comedian, writer, actor & producer

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I’m going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.

(1906 – 1992) Canadian-born American academic

The freedom of the press works in such a way that there is not much freedom from it.

(1929 – 1982) American actress & princess of Monaco

Blurt: To speak the truth.

I went to my doctor and told him, "My penis is burning." … he said, "That means somebody is talking about it.”

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor