Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 19)

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.

(1921 – ) former First Lady of the United States & actress

If Lincoln were alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

Too often the strong silent man is silent because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

There are two sides to every argument, and they’re usually married to each other.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

The first sentence that I was taught to say by my parents as a little boy was: “Of course I know that I’m wrong.”

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

When he was vice president and Reagan would be talking, it was so funny 'cause you could catch Bush sitting behind Reagan, looking at him like your dog looks at your answering machine when your voice is coming out.

(1955 – ) American actor, stand-up comedian & impressionist

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He doesn't remember any silent days in motion pictures – the director always yelled.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

They stayed away in droves.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Everything has been said but not everyone has said it.

(1922 – 1998) U.S. Representative (Arizona) & politician

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

(85–43 BC) Latin writer

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

The wind doesn't bother me… I'm in the U.S. Senate.

(1923 – ) U.S. senator (Kansas) & presidential candidate

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You break into my house… my wife will shoot you, and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

He who shouts loudest has the floor.

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact.

Mary Anne Evans (1819 – 1880) English novelist, journalist & translator

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?”

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne