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Monogamy: A marriage system in which subscribers are requested to return one wife before taking another.

Definitions Marriage

Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync.

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Garage: Something usually built with a house attached.

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Philanthropist: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Wealth

Middle Age: That period in life when your idea of getting ahead is staying even.

Age Definitions

Gluttony: A sign something is eating us.

Definitions Eating Food/Drink

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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Tomorrow: What always comes but never arrives.

Definitions Future Time

Tavern: Thirst come, thirst served.

Definitions Food/Drink

In Mexico, we have a word for sushi… bait.

(1945 – 2008) American comedian & musician
Definitions Food/Drink Places

American Language: English run over by a musical comedy.

Communication Definitions

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist.

Definitions Occupations Work

Y Chromosome: The cause of virility, war, baldness, hockey, sex crimes, clever inventions and a disinclination to ask for directions when lost.

Definitions Men People

Tabloid: A screamlined newspaper.

Communication Definitions Reading/Writing

Truck Driver: A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people.

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Ascribe: Newspaper reporter.

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Nursery: Bawl room.

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Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.

Definitions Food/Drink

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away.

Definitions Occupations

Scriptures: The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Beliefs Definitions Religion

Ambiguity: The lack of clarity in speech… or perhaps, something else.

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