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Insider trading: Stealing too fast.

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist
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Conference: An organized way of postponing a decision.

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Good Neighbor: One who makes his noise at the same time you make yours.

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White Lie: Aversion of the truth.

Beliefs Definitions Honesty Lies Truth

Reoriented: Sent back to China.

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Bookcase: A piece of furniture used in America to house bowling trophies and elvis collectibles.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Good Sport: One who will always let you have your own way.

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Middle Age: When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her.

Age Definitions Wives

Toupée: Top secret.

Appearance Definitions Hair

Bliss: Having no idea what is really happening.

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Impossible Lie: In golf, a ball that is in a position that is both completely obstructed by an immovable object and continuously observed by an incorruptible player.

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Yodeling: Slope opera.

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Argument: An exchange of ignorance.

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Sympathy: What one usually gives to a friend or relative when he doesn’t want to lend him money.

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Perfume: What a woman hopes will make her the scenter of attention.

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Vasectomy: Spoil the rod… spare the child.

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Liberal: A man with his mind open at both ends.

Beliefs Definitions People

Intuition: The sixth sense that allows a woman five wrong guesses.

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Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

Appearance Body Definitions

Handicap: An allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

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Rum: Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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