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Charm: The ability to make someone think that both of you are wonderful.

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Spanking: To impress upon the mind from the bottom up.

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Highbrow: One whose learning has outstripped his intelligence.

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Chivalry: A man’s inclination to defend a woman against every man but himself.

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Slander: To lie, or tell the truth about someone.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Vice: A function to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.

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Handicap: An allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

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Wagging Tail: A happy ending.

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History: The version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

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Taxation: The process by which money is collected from the people to pay the salaries of the men who do the collecting.

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Jeans: Lower half of the international uniform of youth.

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White Lie: Aversion of the truth.

Beliefs Definitions Honesty Lies Truth

Appendix: A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.

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Job: A state of employment everyone wants but few look forward to on a Monday morning.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Doughnut: Holey food.

Definitions Food/Drink

Marriage: The difference between painting the town and painting the back porch.

Definitions Marriage

Florists: Petal pushers.

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Smile: To expose a portion of one’s skeleton as a gesture of goodwill toward a fellow human.

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Vegetarian: Indian word for bad hunter.

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Gold Digger: A girl who will date any man that can pass the asset test.

Definitions Money People Women

Anatomy: Something that everyone has, but it looks better on a girl.

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