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Woman: An animal… having rudimentary susceptibility to domestication… The species is the most widely distributed of all beast of prey… The woman is omnivorous and can be taught not to talk.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Men People

Foosball: A combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

Activities Definitions

Book: What they make a movie out of for television.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
Books Communication Definitions

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Definitions Marriage

Teacher: A disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

Children Definitions Education

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents.

Animals Definitions

Lecture: A process by which the notes of the professor become the notes of the student, without passing through the minds of either.

Definitions Education School

Geologist: Fault finder.

Definitions Wordplay

Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

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Neurotic: Sane but unhappy about it.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Egotist: A conceited ass who thinks he knows as much as you do.

Definitions Intelligence People Self

Acme: Spots on the top of your head.

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Bus Driver: A person who tells people where to get off.

Activities Definitions Driving Occupations

Queen: A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Government People

Education: What you have left over when you subtract what you’ve forgotten from what you learned.

Definitions Education

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.

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Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire.

Cooking Definitions

Shyster: The other fellow’s lawyer.

Definitions Lawyers

Linguist: A person who can be misunderstood in many languages.

Communication Definitions Language

Architects: People who now have to measure their patrons for the breakfast nook.

Definitions Occupations

Bridegroom: A man who is amazed at the outcome of what he thought was a harmless little flirtation.

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