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Desk: A waste basket with drawers.

Definitions Things

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants.

Definitions Things

Dieting: The triumph of mind over platter.

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Armor: The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Clothing Communication Definitions Language

Dawn: 1. The time when men of reason go to bed. 2. When the sun first shines on your hangover.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Morality: An instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should behave.

Beliefs Definitions Honesty

Diet: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

Definitions Food/Drink

Woman: A person who needs a shoe larger on the inside than outside.

Definitions People

Tabloid: A screamlined newspaper.

Communication Definitions Reading/Writing

If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Communication Definitions Language

Post Operative: Letter carrier

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American Idealism: Being willing to make any sacrifice that won’t hurt business.

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Knitting: An exercise that gives women something to do when they are talking.

Activities Definitions

Bogey: The number of strokes needed to finish a hole by a golfer of average skill and above-average honesty.

Definitions Golf Sports

Bargain Hunter: One who is often led astray by false profits.

Activities Definitions Shopping

Absent: The notation generally following your name in a class record.

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Birth Control: Evasion of the issue.

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Florists: Petal pushers.

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Monarch: A king with a good publicity man.

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Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed.

Definitions Health

Kidney: A complex organ used to convert beer into urine.

Beer Definitions Food/Drink