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Star: A performer who makes more than his or her agent.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Youth: The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s.

Age Definitions Young

Contract: An agreement to do something if nothing happens to prevent it.

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Rugby: A game played by gentlemen with odd-shaped balls.

Definitions Sports

Courtship: A man pursuing a woman until she catches him.

Dating Definitions Relationships

Slang: Language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.

Communication Definitions Language

Professor: A person whose job is to tell students how to solve the problems of life he avoided by becoming a professor.

Definitions Education

Consultant: A jobless person who shows executives how to work.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

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Depression: A period in which you have no belt to tighten.

Definitions Frugal Money

Unabated: A fishhook without a worm.

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Bridge: A game in which a wife is always eager to do her husband’s bidding.

Activities Definitions Games

Court Of Law: A place where a suit is pressed and a man maybe taken to the cleaners.

Definitions Law

A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn’t know enough to stay in the city.

(1904 – 1979) Jewish-American humorist, author & screenwriter
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Chauffeur: A man who is smart enough to operate an automobile, but clever enough not to own one.

Autos Definitions Things

Lawyer: Men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.

Definitions Lawyers

Dachshund: An animal half a dog high by a dog and a half long.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Animals Definitions Dogs

Y Chromosome: A line of genes designed for men only.

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Monastery: Consecration camp.

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Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money.

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Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.

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