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Honeymoon: The morning after the knot before.

Communication Definitions Marriage

Taxidermist: A man who mounts animals.

Animals Definitions Occupations

Necktie: A decorative noose worn by businessmen.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Clothing Definitions

Outdo: To make an enemy.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Impotence: Emission impossible.

Definitions Sex

Interior Decorator: A man who does things to your house he wouldn’t dream of doing to his own.

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Paunch: A bulging trunk.

Appearance Body Definitions

Indifference: A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”

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Positive: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Speech

News: The same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people.

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Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all modern improvements.

Death Definitions

Synonym: A word you use when you can’t spell the other word.

Definitions Language

Wink: A whether signal.

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Elector: One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man’s choice.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Elections/Voting Government Language

Recursion: If you still don't get it, See: Recursion.

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Teacher: A disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

Children Definitions Education

Gifted Children: Unfortunate tykes who lack the good sense to hide their talents from overly ambitious parents.

Definitions Family

Amnesia: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

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Quickie: No sooner spread than done.

Definitions Sex

Bus Driver: A person who tells people where to get off.

Activities Definitions Driving Occupations

Lecher: A stud with liver spots.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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