Subject: Emotions » Fear

If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people in the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

We have nothing to fear but fear itself… and of course the boogieman.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

I read somewhere that men’s biggest fear is that women will laugh at them. And women’s biggest fear is that men will kill them… kind of different stakes that we’re working with.

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers; I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

(1922 – 2007) American novelist

A lot of people are afraid of heights, but not me… I'm afraid of widths.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.

disc jockey, screenwriter & humorist

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

There’s nothing to fear but life itself.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

I’m afraid of sharks – but only in a water situation.

(1973 – ) American comedian

I fear no man, but the dentist.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

I moved to New York for my health; I’m paranoid, and New York was the only place where my fears were justified.

Ernie Irvan could go bear hunting with a switch. He ain't never afraid.

American auto racer

At my age flowers scare me.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened.

(1864 – 1910) French author

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist