Subject: Emotions » Happiness (Page 5)

There must be one day above all others in each life that is the happiest

Corollary: What if you’ve already had it?

Happiness is… finding two olives in your martini when you’re hungry.

(1925 – 2005) television host

When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Nothing makes a smoker happier than to see an old person smoking.

(1961 – 1994) comedian

Happiness is a warm puppy.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

Happier than a pig in slop

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

(1925 – 2005) television host

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

(1879 – 1964) British politician