Subject: Emotions » Happiness (Page 2)

If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

Are you so unobservant that you do not yet realize that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

(1925 – 2005) television host

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy: first, let her think she's having her own way, and second, let her have it.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.


Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

Money doesn’t buy happiness; but happiness isn’t everything.

(1938 – 1979) American actress

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

(1821 – 1880) French novelist

On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy – but we'll work on it.

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.

(1775 – 1817) English novelist