Subject: Emotions » Happiness (Page 5)

If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

He was grinning like a butchers dog.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

I can’t do two things at once; I can’t have intercourse and enjoy myself at the same time.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist

When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

What pleases men most is old wine and young women.

(c. 484 BC – c. 425 BC) Greek historian

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

Success is getting what you want, and happiness is wanting what you get.

(1926 – 1983) American comedian & singer