Subject: Emotions (Page 10)

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian; well, they’re not laughing now.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Ernie Irvan could go bear hunting with a switch. He ain't never afraid.

American auto racer

Men love war because it allows them to look serious… it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.

(1926 – 2005) English novelist & essayist

Happiness equals reality minus expectations.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs; if you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

There are still parts of Wales where the only concession to gaiety is a striped shroud.

(1913 – 1981) Welsh writer

If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

Love’s like the measles… all the worse when it comes late in life.

(1803 – 1857) English writer

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

(1953 – ) writer

The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

To err is human, but it feels divine.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages, but love accounts for the other third.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

(1875 – 1965) German/French theologian, organist, philosopher, physician & medical missionary

I’ve lost my will to suffer.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Sex is emotion in motion.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Desire: The thing that is so often nipped in the budget.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author