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Emotions
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They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian; well, they’re not laughing now.
Bob Monkhouse
(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
Emotions
Entertainment
Laughter
People
Comedians
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Communication
Love
Marriage
Sex
Infidelity
Ernie Irvan could go bear hunting with a switch. He ain't never afraid.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Emotions
Fear
Sports
Ernie Irvan
Men love war because it allows them to look serious… it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.
John Robert Fowles
(1926 – 2005) English novelist & essayist
Conflict
Emotions
Laughter
Men
People
War
Women
Happiness equals reality minus expectations.
Tom Magliozzi
(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Emotions
Happiness
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs; if you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
Tina Fey
(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Emotions
Entertainment
Laughter
Audiences
Writers
There are still parts of Wales where the only concession to gaiety is a striped shroud.
Gwyn Thomas
(1913 – 1981) Welsh writer
Emotions
Places
Fun
Wales
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
Edith Wharton
(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer
Happiness
Life
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions
Love
Money
Saving
Happy as a frog in God's pocket
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Emotions
Happiness
Love’s like the measles… all the worse when it comes late in life.
Douglas Jerrold
(1803 – 1857) English writer
Emotions
Love
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
Amy Bloom
(1953 – ) writer
Emotions
Love
The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Emotions
England
Money
People
Places
Wealth
To err is human, but it feels divine.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions
Problems
Divine
Err
Human
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages, but love accounts for the other third.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Emotions
Love
Marriage
Inertia
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Albert Schweitzer
(1875 – 1965) German/French theologian, organist, philosopher, physician & medical missionary
Emotions
Happiness
Health
Intelligence
Memory
I’ve lost my will to suffer.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
Suffering
Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions
Sex
Motion
Desire: The thing that is so often nipped in the budget.
Anonymous
Definitions
Emotions
Desire
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Robert Heinlein
(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
Emotions
Exercise
Love
Sex
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