Subject: Emotions (Page 15)

I’ve lost my will to suffer.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Animals Dogs Emotions Love

Love will make you move all the way across the country and sell all your shit… just to get away from that person.

(1967 – ) is an American comedian & actor
Emotions Love Things

Happiness equals reality minus expectations.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Emotions Happiness

He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.

Emotions Laughter Murphy’s Laws

By all means, marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

(469 BC – 399) BC Greek philosopher
Emotions Happiness Marriage Wives

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings… and lawyers.

(1940 – 2005) comedian & movie actor
Emotions Government Law Lawyers Marriage

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other; love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it.

(1931 – ) American author & newspaper journalist
Emotions Love

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Emotions Love Men People Women

If you can eat anything you want to, what’s the fun in eating anything you want to?

(1956 – ) American movie actor
Eating Emotions Food/Drink Happiness

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog; few people are interested and the frog dies as a result.

(1899 – 1985) US author & humorist
Animals Emotions

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer
Emotions Friends Love People

All humor is based on hostility – that’s why World War II was funny.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter
Conflict Emotions War

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Fear People Women

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician
Emotions Happiness People

Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits

Emotions Expressions

Men love war because it allows them to look serious… it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.

(1926 – 2005) English novelist & essayist
Conflict Emotions Laughter Men People War Women

I had to give up masochism – I was enjoying it too much.

(1931 – 1994) British cartoonist
Characteristics Emotions

I’d like to tell you some jokes now, but you’d only laugh.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
Emotions Laughter

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

American playwright, television writer & author
Emotions Relationships

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.


Activities Emotions Happiness Money Shopping