Subject: Exaggerations (Page 5)

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so stupid… when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so stupid… he got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I saw a mosquito in Alaska so big… I could see his brand.

Animals Exaggerations Places

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so stupid… she can’t make ice without a recipe.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so short… he poses for trophies.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so ugly… the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so ugly… when he walks into the bank they turn off the cameras.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She's so fat… when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… when he throws a boomerang it won’t come back.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so ugly… he has to sneak up on his mirror.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so short… you can see her feet on her driver's license picture.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

She is so ugly… when she walked in to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly