Subject: Exaggerations (Page 5)

His head is so big… he has to step into his shirts.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It was so cold… politicians stopped blowing hot air.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… he has group insurance.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child; she must be found and stopped.

(1911 – 1980) humorist, writer, television host & journalist
Children Exaggerations People Women

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… his shadow weighs 12 pounds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
Colemanballs Exaggerations

She is so old… her dreams are in black and white.

Age Exaggerations Old

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It was so cold… I chipped a tooth on my soup.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather