Subject: Exaggerations (Page 6)

He is so old… I told him to act his own age, and he died.

Age Exaggerations Old

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I've seen insects walking around with kneepads.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals Exaggerations Places

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather