Subject: Insults (Page 30)

The trouble with Ian [Fleming] is that he gets off with women because he can’t get on with them.

(1901 – 1990) British novelist
Insults People Women

I think that's our biggest problem right there.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Insults

He looked like a half-melted rubber bulldog.

(1925 – ) American author and literary, theater & film critic
Appearance Insults

The baby is fine; the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Appearance Insults Relationships Ugly

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast.

(1836 – 1911) English dramatist, librettist, poet & illustrator
Insults

The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is never read.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication Insults Reading/Writing

He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own.

(1910 – 1997) American writer
Appearance Body Fat Insults

I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Insults Intelligence

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Insults Sex

A glorified bandmaster.

(1879 – 1961) English conductor
Insults Music

The Cuban heel.

(1887 – 1966) American stage entertainer & actor
Insults

He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul.

(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Insults

So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright
Insults

Calling Kathy Lee 'entertainment' is like falling off the roof and calling it transportation.

American actor & stand-up comedian
Entertainment Insults

I could never understand what Sir Godfrey Tearle saw in Jill Bennett, until I saw her at the Caprice eating corn on the cob.

(1913 – 1991) Australian actress
Insults Sex

Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor
Insults People

He has a bungalow mind.

(1856 – 1924) 28th U.S. president & politician
Insults

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you… he really is an idiot.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

One of the nicest old ladies I ever met.

(1897-1962) American writer
Insults

Well, it only proves what they always say – give the public something they want to see, and they’ll come out for it.

(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host
Insults

His features resembled a fossilized wash rag.

(1925 – 2008) British journalist
Appearance Insults