Subject: Intelligence » Fools (Page 2)

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

(85–43 BC) Latin writer

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

There are many inside dopes in politics and government.

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.

(1772 – 1851) American Presbyterian theologian & professor

April 1: The day we are reminded of what we are the other 364.

I suffer fools gladly because I am one of them.

(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer

A fool with a plan can beat a genius with no plan.

(1928 – 2019) American business magnate a&d financier

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

(1956 – ) American comedian

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.

(1897 – 1982) French writer

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

Great spirits often meet violent opposition with mediocre minds.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Anyone taken as an individual is tolerably sensible and reasonable – as a member of a crowd, he at once becomes a blockhead.

My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor

A fool in a high station is like a man on the top of a small mountain: everything appears small to him and he appears small to everybody.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Most people don't act stupid: it's the real thing!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine