Subject: Intelligence » Ideas (Page 2)

Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place

Corollary: After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation.

His speeches left the impression of an army of pompous phrases moving over the landscape in search of an idea.

(1863 – 1941) U.S. senator (California) & U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Don't worry about people stealing an idea; if it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

(1900 – 1973) computer pioneer

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.

(1891 – 1941) Canadian physician & physiologist

I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Every day I add to the list of things I refuse to discuss; the wiser the man, the longer the list.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

Who’s cruel idea was it to put an “s” in the word “lisp”?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.

British clerk of the House of Commons

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

Never hesitate to steal a good idea.

(1924 – 2013) American businessman, author & columnist

Plagiarism: Failure to adorn stolen ideas with footnotes, as opposed to scholarship, which repeatedly acknowledges the theft.

Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it.

(1908 – 1990) English actor

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

There is no proposition, no matter how foolish, for which a dozen Nobel signatures cannot be collected.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

He objected to ideas only when others had them.

(1906 – 1990) British historian

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

(1940 – ) computer scientist

I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas; I’m frightened of old ones.

(1912 – 1992) American composer, writer & artist