Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity (Page 4)

You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally have been so very stupid.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book.

(1955 – ) English actor

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

My father was stupid; he worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

I would have made a good Pope.

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.

He is so stupid… he got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

(1898 – 1971) American humorist

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe; I dispute that… I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

I was at a party a couple of weeks ago, talking to this guy about the Gaza Strip; he thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad.

(1961 – ) comedian, writer, radio & television personality & blogger

You might be a redneck if… your family always goes to the movies in groups of 18 or more 'cause they were told 17 and under are not admitted.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.