Subject: Life (Page 10)

To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

There is never enough time, unless you’re serving it.

(1919 – 1990) publisher & author

I had everything a kid could want: two square meals a day, a basket to sleep in, and an imaginary dog.

(1949 – ) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele… should be fun… and to stop taking my clothes off for money.

(1978 – ) American actress, writer & comedian

Man can not live by bread alone … he must have peanut butter.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

Have fun; and go home when you’re tired.

(1887 – 1995) American theater produce, director & playwright, screenwriter & film director

Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

My psychiatrist once said to me, “Maybe life isn't for everyone.”

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright

Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Digestion is the great secret of life.

I've got to get out of this rut and back in the groove.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

I don’t want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is.

(1948 – ) English novelist

If I had known what it would be like to have it all… I might have been willing to settle for less.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

(1950 – ) American cartoonist Cathy