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Subject:
Malaprops
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I’m completely
uninhabited.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Characteristics
Malaprops
Uninhibited
The
perferator
of the crime was apprehended by the police.
Anonymous
Crime
Malaprops
Perpetrator
Cut the
biblical
cord.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Umbilical
California’s
Silicone
Valley
Malaprop
Malaprops
Places
Silicon Valley
The town had the coldest temperature in all the
contagious
states.
Anonymous
America
Malaprops
Places
Contiguous
Good
punctuation
means not to be late.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Time
Punctuality
It ain’t exactly the
Pope Diamond.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Hope diamond
Get the
hanging dog
expression off your face.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Appearance
Malaprops
Hang dog
Daddy, I have heat
probation.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Prostration
Didn’t he take the
exercise
tax off cars?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Excise tax
Now I too can soar with the
beagle.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Eagle
Ya better keep a
civilian
tongue in your head.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
Civil tongue
The way a doctor writes out a
subscription.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Prescription
I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call,
inflammable.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Mistakes
Infallible
Mother
Superiority
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mother Superior
… behold, this very day, I have
interceded
another letter from the fellow.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Intercepted
You could have knocked me down with the
weather!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Weather
Doctors told me that if my uncle had lived, he most likely would have been a
vegetarian.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Vegetable
Let’s get down to brass
tax.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Tacks
There’s two
heads
to every coin.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Malaprops
Sides
Rome wasn't burned in a day.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops
Rome
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