Subject: Malaprops (Page 30)

I’m completely uninhabited.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

The perferator of the crime was apprehended by the police.

Cut the biblical cord.

California’s Silicone Valley

The town had the coldest temperature in all the contagious states.

Good punctuation means not to be late.

It ain’t exactly the Pope Diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Get the hanging dog expression off your face.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Daddy, I have heat probation.

(1971 – ) American actress

Didn’t he take the exercise tax off cars?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Now I too can soar with the beagle.

(1971 – ) American actress

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call, inflammable.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Mother Superiority

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… behold, this very day, I have interceded another letter from the fellow.

You could have knocked me down with the weather!

(1971 – ) American actress

Doctors told me that if my uncle had lived, he most likely would have been a vegetarian.

Let’s get down to brass tax.

There’s two heads to every coin.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Rome wasn't burned in a day.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist