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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 30)
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your
longirudes and lassitudes.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Longitudes and latitudes
I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Emotions
Happiness
Malaprops
Mind
Frame of mind
But what does he owe me for 5 years of
bread and broad?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Room and board
He’s suffering from a lack of
self of steam.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Self-esteem
Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt
inhabited.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Inhibited
Dunn &
Broad Streets
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Dunn & Bradstreet
Fires and
grimstones
of hell.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Brimstone
When the whole neighborhood turns into a
smelting
pot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Melting pot
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Animals
Malaprops
Situations
I just don’t want you to do nothing on the
sperm
of the moment.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Spur
… behold, this very day, I have
interceded
another letter from the fellow.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Intercepted
“Go west,” like Horace
Greenberg
said.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Horace Greeley
I'm going to hold my
breast
until I turn blue.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Breath
Like a bull into a
china closet.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
China shop
It ain’t
German
to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Faith
Germaine
I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call,
inflammable.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Mistakes
Infallible
This is no longer just a
bubbling
brook.
Anonymous
Malaprops
A reporter during a hurricane-induced flood
Babbling brook
A
horse
divided against itself cannot stand.
Anonymous
Malaprops
House
Patience is a
virgin.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Patience
Virgin
Reclimbing
chair
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Things
Reclining
It's a long
road
to hoe
Anonymous
Malaprops
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