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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 31)
What is all this talk about the Supreme Court decision on a
deaf
penalty?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Death penalty
Civilized humanical relationships
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
He’s not only turning grey, he has a
receiving
hairline!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Receding hairline
The words “don't" and “isn’t” are
contraptions.
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Contraction
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Let's do this in one
foul sweep.
Anonymous
Malaprops
One fell swoop
Paragorically,
I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Categorically
Some system of
judaspudence
we got here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Jurisprudence
She's as headstrong as an
allegory
on the banks of Nile.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Alligator
All I want is for my case to be heard before an
impractical
decision-maker.
Pete Rose
American baseball player
Malaprops
Impartial
The Count of Monte
Crisco
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The Count of Monte Crisco
I got bigger fish to
fly.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Fry
Isn't that an expensive
pendulum
round that woman's neck?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Pendant
Raise him a
Luferan
if you want, raise him a
Norman
with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day
Adventurer
…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Adventist
Lutheran
Mormon
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Mixed metaphors
She's really tough; she's
remorseful
David Moorcroft
English runner
Malaprops
Resourceful
He’s suffering from a lack of
self of steam.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Self-esteem
A zebra cannot change its spots.
Al Gore Jr.
(1948 – ) U.S. vice president & politician, author & environmentalist
Animals
Malaprops
I wanna read ya something right out of the
allamac.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Almanac
Grab the bull by the
corns.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Horns
A rolling stone gathers no
moths.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Moss
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