Subject: Malaprops (Page 31)

Floods and diseases and pestillentaries.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The most important decision is that of excepting Jesus in your life.

Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This is unparalyzed in the state's history.

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about violins on television?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

He’s got some grand strategy that he can’t revulge.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That is the squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.

(1971 – ) American actress

That was that dumb movie about nuns starring Ingrid Bernstein.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They live in a two-storage house.

Present company suspected

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If he don’t go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets…

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Never let a gift horse in the house.

Bonafried

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… when he goes besmearing the name…

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What is all this talk about the Supreme Court decision on a deaf penalty?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

She takes everything I say out of contest.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He's a wolf in cheap clothing.

People have the persona that all Texans wear cowboy hats.