Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 5)

For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director
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Ready with his hat and slow with his money.

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I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

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Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

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Knee high to a grasshopper

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Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.

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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

I organized my stuff and put it in boxes… then I put labels on each of the boxes; now I have a box full of razor blades labeled “Plan B.”

American comedian
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I'd rather pay his board than board him.

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Longer than a visit from my mother in law.

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Leader Of The Laundromat

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Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they’ve caused?

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You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

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Jesus Loves You But I Don’t

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Consider the daffodil; and while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.

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Bobby Wheeler: We were wondering if you would join us for a few minutes?

Jim: Well, what did you decide?

(1938 – ) American actor
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Crooked as a cork screw.

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It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.

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Like two peas in a pod.

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Peter Marshall: Dale Evans recently revealed the three secrets behind her happy marriage with Roy Rogers. Now listen carefully… "We work together, we pray together and we're darn good…" What?

Paul Lynde: In the saddle.

(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
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Like a suck-egg dog

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