Subject: Misspokements (Page 44)

Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.

Colemanballs Misspokements

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The hookeries and massageries – the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

I don’t think there’s anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers… I mean Chargers.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics Misspokements

If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

We will move forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements

Well, there’s only one thing I can say after that over, and that’s to clap my hands.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

No comment.

professional basketball player
Misspokements Sports

I’m going down so often these days you’d think I was making a blue movie.

English boxer
Boxing Misspokements Sex Sports

A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Misspokements Sports Time

Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements Sports

My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.

college basketball player
Misspokements

I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

professional basketball player & coach
Misspokements Sports

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements Mistakes Problems

There was three minutes to go about two minutes ago.

English football player & manager
Misspokements Sports Time

Why doncha get some chinkypuncture?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Best player ever? … I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

He’s about the size of a lot of guys that size.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

In the words of the old song, it’s a long time from May to December but, you know, it’s an equally long time from December to May.

professional football player, coach & executive
Misspokements Time