Subject: Misspokements (Page 49)

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

It’s not over yet.

British professional golfer & commentator
Golf Misspokements Sports

That’s how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy… all them grettos.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Women Liberteens

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

In Willie DeWit, we have an all-American boy, even though he is a Canadian.

Boxing Misspokements Sports

I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

horse racing trainer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

The gap between the two cars is 0.9 of a second, which is less than one second.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports Time

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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And now Jacques Laffitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Laffitte.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I think it's that lack of width with his height.

English football player & analyst
Misspokements

Let me explain what I do here; I don’t want to confuse you any more than absolutely necessary.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements

We’ll just have to see if they can keep this Cinderella slipper alive.

Basketball Misspokements Sports

The team has come along slow but fast.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I’ve now been in 57 states… I think one left to go.

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Misspokements

His feet were a long way away from his body!

Indian cricketer
Misspokements Sports

Maude: That man had charisma!

Archie: I don't care if he was sick!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

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The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.

professional baseball player & executive
Misspokements Sports Success

I’m going down so often these days you’d think I was making a blue movie.

English boxer
Boxing Misspokements Sex Sports

We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
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