Subject: Misspokements (Page 7)

I don’t drink, I’m a totalitarian.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Alcohol Characteristics Food/Drink Misspokements

Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Anybody in their right mind who doesn’t ask you needs his head examined.

Irish broadcaster
Misspokements

If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I’m telling you that Porsche was literally right up my arse in the fast lane of the motorway.

Misspokements

He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Time

My potential speaks for itself.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

And there’s Ray Clemence looking as cool as ever out in the cold.

professional football player, coach & executive
Misspokements

… standing there making a sitting target of himself.

English boxing manager & trainer
Boxing Misspokements Sports

You have tasted a whole worm!

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements

It’s waddya call… wash your hands.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

I couldn't settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.

Welsh football player
Misspokements Places

Some quiet guys are inwardly outgoing.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements People Sports

We haven't had the rub of the dice.

English football player & manager
Misspokements Sports

A sad ending, albeit a happy one, here at Montreal for today’s Grand Prix.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I’ll give you a definite maybe.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I make no apologies for their absence… I’m sorry they’re not here.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements Sports

There won't be a dry house in the place.

English football player & announcer
Misspokements

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes