Subject: Misspokements (Page 7)

One of those Canadian proverbs.

professional baseball player

The coach said the team might be a big factor in the game.

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.

(1950 – ) American politician & 47th governor of Texas

These two teams are mirror images of themselves.

He's usually a good puller – but he couldn't get it up that time.

Australian cricketer & commentator

That’s the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

He looks up at him through blood smeared lips.

British sports commentator

This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.

English football player & manager

You do the policy, I'll do the politics.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

You guys lineup, alphabetically by height.

football coach

He never relinquishes my disbelief.

professional football player

People in Preston ward are invited to a meeting at 7.15 pm tonight in St. Mary's Church Hall… to meet councillors and beat police officers.

Mayor of New York

I’ll always be Number 1 to myself.

professional basketball player

The audience are literally electrified and glued to their seats.

BBC commentator

Jay Bell is 0-for-6 in this series with 10 homers and 52 RBIs.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Jenson Button is in the top ten… in eleventh position.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer