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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 7)
One of those Canadian proverbs.
Jim Gantner
professional baseball player
Misspokements
Places
On where he spent his vacation
Provinces
The coach said the team might be a big factor in the game.
An unknown sportscaster
Misspokements
Sports
Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Suppositories
Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.
Rick Perry
(1950 – ) American politician & 47th governor of Texas
Misspokements
Places
Juarez Mexico
These two teams are mirror images of themselves.
An unknown sportscaster
Misspokements
Sports
He's usually a good puller – but he couldn't get it up that time.
Richie Benaud
Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
That’s the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
He looks up at him through blood smeared lips.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
President
Recovery
We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
You do the policy, I'll do the politics.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
Politics
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Mistakes
People
Self
Speech
Dan Quayle
Misquotes
You guys lineup, alphabetically by height.
Bill Peterson
football coach
Misspokements
Sports
He never relinquishes my disbelief.
Vince Ferragamo
professional football player
Beliefs
Misspokements
People in Preston ward are invited to a meeting at 7.15 pm tonight in St. Mary's Church Hall… to meet councillors and beat police officers.
John F. Hylan
Mayor of New York
Misspokements
I’ll always be Number 1 to myself.
Moses Malone
professional basketball player
Misspokements
Sports
The audience are literally electrified and glued to their seats.
Ted Lowe
BBC commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Snooker
Jay Bell is 0-for-6 in this series with 10 homers and 52 RBIs.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Jenson Button is in the top ten… in eleventh position.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
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