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A dropped object will fall with an acceleration of 32 feet per second per second, and if it is your wallet, it will make every effort to land in a public toilet.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Digestion is the great secret of life.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Never eat prunes when you're hungry.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The more complicated and grandiose the plan, the greater the chance of a screw-up.

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The object or bit of information most needed will be least available.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many rooms there are in the motel, the fellow who starts up his car at five o’clock in the morning is always parked under your window.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

No matter how many beautifully crafted, near-to-perfection baked goods you crank out on a regular basis, the moment one such item becomes required in some official capacity, it will flop.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Murphy’s Laws Things

A high paying rush job comes in only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, an unethical lawyer will immediately appear.

Lawyers Murphy’s Laws

The measure of a bird dog's intelligence can be determined by the length of time it takes to resign yourself to his way of thinking.

Animals Dogs Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Attempt to be seen with important people.

Murphy’s Laws

A motion to adjourn is always in order.

Murphy’s Laws

There’s always one more bug.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

Typesetters always correct intentional errors, but fail to correct unintentional ones.

Murphy’s Laws

Every solution breeds new problems.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws

The minute you sign a client is the minute you start to lose him.

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