Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 16)

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He travels fastest who travels alone… but he hasn’t anything to do when he gets there.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

1. You can't get anything without working for it.
2. The most you can accomplish by working is to break even.
3. You can only break even at absolute zero.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.

Murphy’s Laws

‘Push’ is the force exerted upon the door marked PULL.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

No matter how many beautifully crafted, near-to-perfection baked goods you crank out on a regular basis, the moment one such item becomes required in some official capacity, it will flop.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

He who hesitates is last.

Murphy’s Laws

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

When in the course of human affairs – your spouse always finds out.

Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws Wives

A committee of three gets things done if two don’t show up.

Murphy’s Laws People

Overdoing things is harmful in all cases, even when it comes to efficiency.

Murphy’s Laws

The length of time it takes a bill to pass through the legislature is in inverse proportion to the number of lobbying groups favoring it.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws Time

A cigarette placed in an ashtray will go out if you stay in the room; if you leave the room, the cigarette will topple to the table, burn through, and drop to the floor, where it will smolder until it descends to ignite the drapes in the room below.

Murphy’s Laws

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Murphy’s Laws

Any decision is better than no decision.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

The more complicated and grandiose the plan, the greater the chance of a screw-up.

Murphy’s Laws

The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the impossible.

Murphy’s Laws

It if smells bad and is sticky, it will eventually find its way onto your children or your shoes.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.

Age Murphy’s Laws Old

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports