Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 17)

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The only way to make up for being lost is to make record time while you are lost.

Activities Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Murphy’s Laws

There is no such thing as an unattached woman.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships Women

If the enemy is in range, so are you!

Military Murphy’s Laws

All generalizations are false.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Teamwork is essential… it allows you to blame someone else.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.

Murphy’s Laws

Hot glass looks the same as cold glass.

Murphy’s Laws

All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.

Murphy’s Laws

All politics is local.

Government Murphy’s Laws Places Politics

An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Murphy’s Laws Things

To beat the bureaucracy, make your problem their problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The damage rarely exceeds the deductible.

Murphy’s Laws

A necessary item goes on sale only after you have purchased it at the regular price.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility gap.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how often the lie is shown to be false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe it true.

Beliefs Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit, the company will insist upon repairing the old one.
Corollary: If it would be cheaper to repair the old one, the company will insist on the latest model.

Murphy’s Laws

[When parachuting] it is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Don’t force it; get a larger hammer.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Every employee begins at his level of competence.

Murphy’s Laws Work