Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 17)

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If everybody wants it, nobody gets it.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy – but we'll work on it.

Emotions Happiness Murphy’s Laws

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

Murphy’s Laws

The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

Those most opposed to serving on committees are made chairmen.

Murphy’s Laws

Fuses never blow during daylight hours.
Corollary: Only after fuses blow do you discover the flashlight batteries are dead and you’re out of candles, or matches, or both.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Murphy’s Laws

Always assume that your assumption is invalid.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Thinking

If you do a job twice, it’s yours.

Murphy’s Laws Work

When no viable candidate exists, someone will nominate a Kennedy.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politicians

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Elections/Voting Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The effort of catching a falling object will cause more destruction than if the object had been allowed to fall in the first place.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Science/Weather Things

If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Clothing Murphy’s Laws Ugly

No matter how often the lie is shown to be false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe it true.

Beliefs Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

The larger the project or job, the less time there is to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time

If a thing cannot be fitted into something smaller than itself, some dope will do it.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Murphy’s Laws Time

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

You never want the one you can afford.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The object or bit of information most needed will be least available.

Murphy’s Laws

You don’t start traditions – traditions start.

Murphy’s Laws