Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 19)

View All Murphys Laws

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws People

Foundation of a party signals the dissolution of the movement.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

You will need three umbrellas: one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The day of the big heat wave is the day the office air conditioning breaks down.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The tire is only flat on the bottom.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

One important fact about Murphy's Law was that it was not actually coined by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

Virtue is just vice at rest.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

1. If you can only do one thing well there is no market for it.

2. You can never do just one thing.

Murphy’s Laws

As soon as you’re doing what you wanted to be doing, you want to be doing something else.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Expenditure rises to meet income.

Money Murphy’s Laws

No matter what stage of completion one reaches in a North Sea (oil) field, the cost of the remainder of the project remains the same.

Money Murphy’s Laws

After you’ve mailed your last card, you will receive a card from someone you overlooked.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

When things are going well, something will go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

Murphy’s Laws

The man who knows "how" will always have a job. The man who knows "why" will always be his boss.

Murphy’s Laws Work

There is no such thing as a ‘little bit of garlic.’

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

 If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Murphy’s Laws

The information conveyed is less important than the impression.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Never worry about the bullet with your name on it; instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant.’

Conflict Government Military Murphy’s Laws War

When you want to unlock a door but only have one hand free, the keys will be in the opposite pocket.

Murphy’s Laws Things