Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 26)

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It is better to have a horrible ending than to have horrors without end.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

Murphy’s Laws

The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to get will be the one thing your guest is allergic to.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Never say ‘yes’ to any invitation three months away that you would be dreading if it were tomorrow.

Murphy’s Laws

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Murphy’s Laws

A consultant is someone who, when hired to find out what time it is, borrows your watch to find out.

Money Murphy’s Laws

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. sit down whenever possible.

Murphy’s Laws

Expressways aren’t.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

No plan survives first contact intact.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Murphy’s Laws

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

Children Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The higher up the organization, the fewer people appreciate Murphy's Law.

Murphy’s Laws

A fool in a high station is like a man on the top of a small mountain: everything appears small to him and he appears small to everybody.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Everything else causes cancer in rats.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chance that something will go wrong, it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

You can throw a burnt match out the window of your car and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches and a whole edition of the Sunday paper without being able to start a fire under the dry logs in your fireplace.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realize that you are in a hurry.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.

Military Murphy’s Laws