Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 26)

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

(1887 – 1943) theater critic & commentator
Murphy’s Laws

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Arms Military Money Murphy’s Laws

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

Age Murphy’s Laws

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Murphy’s Laws

Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.

Murphy’s Laws People Science/Weather

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Murphy’s Laws

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

Age Murphy’s Laws

Whatever you want, you can’t have, what you can have, you don’t want.

Murphy’s Laws

Only errors exist.
Berman's Corollary to Robert's Axiom: One man's error is another man's data.

Murphy’s Laws

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Get re-elected.

Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Your pocket radio won't pick up the station you want to hear most.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws

Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

Murphy’s Laws

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.

Activities Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Travel

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Work

In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing