Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 3)

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Those supplies necessary for yesterday's experiment must be ordered no later than tomorrow noon.

Murphy’s Laws

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

Murphy’s Laws People

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

(1966 – ) American magazine editor
Government Murphy’s Laws

About sentence fragments.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The effectiveness of a politician varies in inverse proportion to his commitment to principle.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politicians

It’s better to be tried by twelve men than to be carried by six.

Conflict Crime Death Government Law Murphy’s Laws

The splendor of an editor's speech and the splendor of his newspaper are inversely related to the distance between the city in which he makes his speech and the city in which he publishes his paper.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Places Reading/Writing Speech

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

The “Consumer Report” on the item will come out a week after you’ve made your purchase.
Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated “unacceptable.”. 2. The one you almost bought will be rated “best buy.”

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Check to see if you any words out.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Under any given set of environmental conditions an experimental animal behaves as it damn well pleases.

Animals Murphy’s Laws

1. Any line, however short, is still too long.
2. Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Anything in parentheses can be ignored.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Short-term success with voters on any side of a given issue can be guaranteed by creating a long-term special study commission made up of at least three divergent interest groups.

Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws Politicians

A $300 picture tube will protect a 10¢ fuse by blowing first.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he/she shall not be disappointed.

Murphy’s Laws

If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems