Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 3)

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The more a recruit knows about a given subject, the better chance he has of being assigned to something else.

Murphy’s Laws Work

If you start to clean your desk in the spare bedroom you will probably have to clean the garage to find what you need to finish cleaning the desk.

Housework Murphy’s Laws

Smart bombs have bad days too.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The sun always shines between the visors.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Spend sufficient time in confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

In a family recipe that you discovered in an old book, the most vital measurement will be illegible.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws World

Never throw away anything unless you know what it came from.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When you want to unlock a door but only have one hand free, the keys will be in the opposite pocket.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

Lies Murphy’s Laws

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

Arms Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do

Communication Murphy’s Laws

The best investment opportunities are encountered when you are broke.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Arms Military Money Murphy’s Laws

Whatever women do, they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People Women

The problem-solving process will always break down at the point at which it is possible to determine who caused the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A bus will arrive only when the would-be rider has walked to a point so close to the destination that it is no longer worthwhile to board the bus.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.

Murphy’s Laws

The larger the project or job, the less time there is to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time