Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 34)

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Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Check to see if you any words out.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Everyone wants to be noticed but no one wants to be stared at.

Murphy’s Laws

Anyone who says he isn't going to resign, four times… definitely will.

Murphy’s Laws

An official wants to multiply subordinates, not rivals.

Murphy’s Laws People

Your pocket radio won't pick up the station you want to hear most.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws

The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corollary: Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the boss is reading it.

Communication Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Trivial matters are handled promptly; important matters are never resolved.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The larger the project or job, the less time there is to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many alterations, cheap pants never fit.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws

No matter where you are, there you are.

Murphy’s Laws Places

The deficiency will never show itself during the dry runs.

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Murphy’s Laws Problems

Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.

Characteristics Communication Honesty Murphy’s Laws Truth

There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time