Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 48)

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Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

Murphy’s Laws Success Work

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

Murphy’s Laws Work

If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.

Murphy’s Laws

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws World

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

A parade should have bands OR horses, not both.

Murphy’s Laws

When anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The most difficult light bulb to replace burns out first and most frequently.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

No plan survives first contact intact.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably your doctor getting sick.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the dish.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The lead in a pencil will break in direct proportion to the importance of the notes being taken.

Murphy’s Laws

Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

Murphy’s Laws Places Things

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Beliefs Communication Murphy’s Laws

Statistics are no substitute for common sense.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll beneath the vehicle to its exact centre.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.

Murphy’s Laws

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Time

If you can’t explain what you’re doing in simple English, you are probably doing something wrong.

Communication Intelligence Language Murphy’s Laws